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Reading My Care Label

One hundred percent American middle class.
Made in Colorado at a discount ski lodge.
Hand wash only and let dry with wine.
Press with a firm massage if necessary.
Keep away from burning quips no matter what.
Bleach only when morbidly depressed.
Do not wring for loose compliments.
Steam throughout when looking for love.
Fold up with gentle care for lasting color.

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Brian C. Billings is a professor of English and drama at Texas A&M University-Texarkana, where he also serves as the editor-in-chief for Aquila Review. His poems have appeared in Abandoned Mine, Ancient Paths, Argestes, The Bluebird Word, Confrontation, Evening Street Review, and The Woven Tale Press.

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